10. The Wife and Teachings of Jesus
9. If the Chuppah’s a’Rockin, Don’t Bother Knockin
8. Mary, Mary, Why You Buggin? : A RUN DMC Approach to Jesus’ Martial Status
7. The Salome You Never Knew
6. Modern Scandals about a God in Sandals
5. The Mohar-lem Shake : Greet One Another with a Holy Tryst
4. The Last Privation of Christ : Jesus and the Dead-beat Dad Brigade
3. The (Plausibly) Real Housewives of Galilee
2. Hodor
…and the number one title that didn't take for my forthcoming book:
1. Jesus and the Victory of God (co)authored with N.T. Wright
#1 is the best :)
ReplyDeleteYou should write all of them...except maybe #1.
ReplyDeleteI would have bought 10 copies if the title would have been #9!
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