If you like Wes Anderson and you like the Bible, maybe you'll like the Wes Anderson Bible.
Like most of his films, this is a rated-R translation, but almost all Bibles are.
p.s. I apologize for explaining the joke, but this image brings together the theology of John Ch. 1 (w/ Matt/Luke) and this quote by Eli Cash: "Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't."