Everyone knows that on December 25 unto us a child was born. He was born of historic lineage and became so popular that his legacy was mediated by fiction. Of course, I am referring to Humphrey Bogart. Yes, my friend, Bogart was born Dec. 25, 1899. Interestingly, Warner Bros circulated the rumor that he was born on January 23, 1900, hoping to avoid the Christ-typology.
What is my point, you ask? To you, I offer the simple lesson: don't bogart that point, my friend. Sometimes people weren't born when we think they were.
While the subject of Jesus’ birth was interesting to Christians as early as the first century, our earliest sources—e.g. Paul’s letters and Mark’s Gospel—do not include nativity stories. And while Paul mentions a commemorative festival related to Jesus’ death (1 Cor 5:7-8), there is no evidence that the nativity stories of Matthew and Luke were celebrated as annual feasts until centuries later. And because neither Matthew nor Luke suggest a date for Jesus’ birth, later theologians were left to suggest, guess, and surmise when Jesus might have been born. December 25 was probably not seriously considered until the fourth century. (For more detailed names, places, and dates, see Thomas J. Talley, Origins of the Liturgical Year).
While Jesus’ birthdate was unknown to his first-century followers and disputed among later theologians, one assumption was common: every writer on this topic believed that Jesus’ birth was a theological event. In other words, God got involved and so the date probably wasn’t random. Whatever date it was, it would have to be theologically significant. Using this premise it became commonplace to believe that Jesus was crucified on the same date that that he was divinely conceived. Surmising that Jesus was crucified on March 25 (John’s Gospel associates Jesus’ crucifixion with the Jewish Passover feast; 14 Nisan), some theologians guessed that Jesus was also conceived on March 25. Andrew McGowan explains,
Connecting Jesus’ conception and death in this way will certainly seem odd to modern readers, but it reflects ancient and medieval understandings of the whole of salvation being bound up together.
Indeed, according to this logic, there are no coincidences in the divine plan. "In all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world . . . "
Because many Christians believed that Jesus was conceived on March 25, they looked to December 25 as a logical birthdate, as it is nine months after conception. Others believed that Jesus was both crucified and conceived on April 6. Thus January 6 (being nine months later than Apr. 6) made better sense. In keeping with the logic that great theological events happen on important theological dates, many Christians also believed that Jesus baptism also happened on January 6. Indeed Christians in the Armenian Church continue to celebrate Christmas on January 6 (I envy their ability to wait until after the New Year for gift shopping).
The difference between December 25 and January 6 might help explain two things: (1) it explains why some churches eventually held feasts on both dates; (2) it also explains the tradition that there are 12 days of Christmas (thus measuring the time elapsed between Dec. 25 and Jan. 6).
Modern minds will no doubt have difficulty with the logic used to determine these dates. In order for one to conclude that Jesus was born on December 25 (for example), one must make four assumptions. First, we must grant that God chooses significant dates to intervene in human history. Second, we must grant that Jesus’ conception and death took place on the same date. Third, we must grant that March 25 is in fact the date that Jesus was crucified (which is disputed among historians) and so too was the date he was conceived. Fourth, we must grant that Jesus’ gestation period was exactly nine calendar months.
From the modern historian’s perspective, we must conclude that we haven’t the first clue of Jesus’ birthdate. Rather, December 25 is a theological guess that was not widely commemorated until the 6th century. What I find most interesting, however, is that commemorating the life of Jesus restructured how Christians thought about their annual calendar. Conversely, once a commemorative calendar had been established, these traditions eventually restructured how Christians thought about Jesus.
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The last two posts are very interesting. Will you ever get around to explaining Frosty the Snowman? His importance to the Christmas story remains a mystery to me.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I find Frosty to be an ominous character. Kind of a golem figure. Mostly, people with "the" in their names are scary figures. Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Vlad the Impaler. Herod the Great. Suleiman the Magnificent (scary if you lived in Belgrade). Even John the Baptist is a little scary, though I'd consider him an exception to the "the" rule.
Even scarier than Frosty is the excuse you've provided in this post to continue celebration of Christmas into January. Already, Christmas has swallowed up most of the autumn. If we can't hold the line at December 25, we might end up celebrating Christmas year round.
"Two eyes made out of coal" .... pretty freaky. And has anyone seen the Abominable Snowman and Frosty together?
DeleteNow you have me thinking about Rudolph THE red nose reindeer. I mean, what is Santa thinking anyway? Does he intend to follow some red glow far in front of him blindly through the fog? Can Rudolph see through the fog any better than anybody else? Then all the reindeer loved him? I don't think so! They're about to get the night off from a grueling treck around the world and up steps Rudolph and puts them back to work. They have been mocking Rudolph for this hideously shiny nose and now that he's making them drag this fat guy around the world instead of taking the night off they love him? No no no my friends. The 'the' rule is in full force and effect. Here's looking at you Rudolph!
ReplyDeleteMichael, the problem with Rudolph is that he's been linked historically to a problematic narrative that depends on a startling level of scientific implausibility. Put aside the obvious problem that reindeer are singularly unaerodynamic, and that even the strictest building codes do not require roofs to withstand the weight of a team of reindeer. My problem instead is with the problem of flying through fog. Are we expected to believe that fog is such a rare occurrence in late December that Rudolph's powers of illumination went unappreciated for so long?
DeleteBut the problem goes deeper, as anyone who's ever driven in fog already knows: if you project bright light directly into fog, it does not penetrate the fog--instead, it illuminates the fog, making it even harder to see. Some cars are equipped with fog lights that are mounted low on the car, in the hope that the fog does not reach all the way to the ground, and the space between the fog and the ground can be lit up. But you cannot use this principle when your vehicle is flying hundreds of feet above the ground! Instead of Rudolph the red nosed, Santa might have employed Ralph the radar-emitting, or perhaps Gary the GPS-sensing.
I don't struggle with the portions of the story that are troubling you. Evidently, reindeer are animals who enjoy occasional hard-work, and possess an emotional make-up poised on a knife's edge between cruel prejudice and rank sentimentality. Who among us doesn't have a dozen friends like this? I'd have to say that our President-elect has a similar temperament, except for the part about the sentimentality.
In any event, Rudolph appears to be typical of the species of flying reindeer, if we take in his general appearance. It's only his nose that is strange. Compare the awful phenomenon of the bloodless animated snowman who leads children astray and ignores the instructions of police.