Saturday, February 27, 2016

For those who think my Trump post wasn't Jesusy enough

As you know, gentle reader, this blog is devoted to all things Jesus. Quests, criteria, apocalyptic, memory, "blessed are the poor".... that sort of thing.

From time to time I also like to post about chocolate peanut butter porters that I drink in Ohio pizza parlors. Imagine my glee when I discovered this lovely brew by DuClaw. Not only does it conflate the flavors of chocolate and peanut butter in a malty porter, it plays upon a nice Christmas theme!

For all of you who felt guilty about worshiping at Starbucks (i.e. devil-worshiping Christmas haters) you can enact your penance with just a hint of lingering peanut butter. This rich taste of the incarnation will make you feel like you have hair made of solid gold!

Speaking of Donald Trump, have a look:








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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2016 at 1:03 AM

    "Cheese is Christ."

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  2. scott caulleyFebruary 28, 2016 at 5:45 AM

    having studied in Germany and having lived there for a total of ca. twelve years, I have come to appreciate the wisdom of the deutsche Reinheitsgebot, which states in no uncertain terms, "No chocolate or peanut butter in beer!" (so occasionally one may wish to make a trip to Belgium....)

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2016 at 6:41 AM

    Jesusy, adj., salvific, a hypothetical archaic form of the nom. Iesous, greek form of the Hebrew Joshua or Jeshua, i.e., "YHWH is salvation." Also variously associated with Justusy, Barabbasy, Eliezery, and particular Christy, i.e., oily, only irregularly associated with chocolate and peanut butter. But there is that secret mixture of oil, chocolate, and peanut butter known only to Trumpeting Trump and Blasting Bernie and used only for their vision of the slippery slope.

    Gene Stecher
    Chambersburg, Pa.

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